My short recap of this episode:- Juan Pablo got a vocabulary lesson from a few of the girls. “Frazzled”, “Bolt”, and “You Don’t Waste Time”
- He thinks with his tongue and penis over his eyes and heart.
- Juan Pablo ranks the girls on how blonde their hair is and how well they can kiss.
- Sharleen’s panties will drop for The Hobbit.
- Cassandra is a baby who has a baby.
- Clare is not the kind of girl I like to associate my self with.
- Juan Pablo is stingy with his kisses towards some girls, but not with his wiener! – Stuart (I had to give him credit for that one since he said it)
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So tonight’s show really got me thinking about how easy I
can sit here and write about The Bachelor, but when I was in school, it took me
so long to write two pages of something else. Clearly that means that my
opinions are other places… therefore this post of very much what I felt during
tonight’s show!
It started off with
Clare being her whiny and annoying self. Cassandra is getting a lot of air time
this show, and if I know these Bachelor Producers, then it means she is getting
sent home!!
Andi got the first one on one date in New Zealand and all of the girls
threw knives at her with their eyes! Cassandra and Renee are really realizing
how much they miss their sons. It is really setting in this week to them that
their boyfriend has 7 other girlfriends!
Juan Pablo said that every time he goes out with Andi on
group dates, he likes it and wants to talk to her more… well then why has it
taken him this long to take her on a one on one date!!! They went on a speed
boat and then found their way into some hidden cave with a waterfall so that he
could hold her in the water and attempt to eat her face. The way that he kisses
these girls makes thing that he secretly wishes he was a vampire.
I am not sure where they are in New Zealand , but wherever their
dinner is, it must be cold because they are all bundled up. A huge geyser exploded
while they were trying to eat dinner, so their food was a no go. Good for Andie
though, JP remembered to zip the rose up in his jacket so he was able to give
it to her before the date was over.
During Andi’s date, the second date card came in and Cassandra
was beyond pissed that she didn’t get the one on one date, but instead Clare
did. Today is Cassandra’s 22nd bday!!! I don’t know
about you, but that blew my mind!! She has a son and came on the show when she
was only 21 years old… I mean what?!
All the girls got out of their little jeep on the group date
and the wind was blowing like crazy! Kat makes the comment that they are all
dressed and ready for wind, yet they all have their hair down…They sit down for
a romantic picnic with their boyfriend, and 5 of his other girlfriends and
Chelsi is the first to ask him for some alone time. I have not been a fan of
Chesli since the beginning, but lord, bless her heart tonight! She walks off
with JP and says “This is my favorite place. It reminds a lot of Ohio .”
After lunch, they went and played in some giant hamster
inflatable balls and rolled around some hills. Looks like a lot of fun, or
maybe a lot of puke. Not my cup of tea I suppose.
For dinner, he took them to what I thought was Snow White’s
House or maybe Goldie Locks cottage, but it ended up being a place where they
had filmed Lord of the Rings. The girls surprisingly seemed super excited about
being there, especially Sharleen.
JP apparently likes to kiss Sharleen because he literally
was like “hey, how are you doing?” and then stared kissing her!!! He constantly
tells all the girls to not question themselves and to make the best of
everything… but like come on, how many girls are we keeping this rose ceremony
Juan?
Before JP handed the rose out, he asked Cassandra to walk
outside and talk with him… OUCH! He just sent her home on her birthday. As Juan
Pablo walks back into the fairy tale cottage, he explains that he knew
Cassandra wasn’t right for him, and he didn’t want to wait until the rose ceremony to keep her away from his son.
All the girls seemed to be a little upset and teary eyed, except for Sharleen.
Because she got the rose!
Clare starts out on her one and one and thinking that she
deserves an “I’m Sorry” from Juan Pablo today. Let’s think about this Clare…
You are mad that you had sex with him and he is worried about his daughter now
seeing it on TV. She then goes on and is like well did I do something wrong!? I
mean what are my boundaries. Gahhh this girl is cray!!!! JP keeps going on
about how sexy Clare is and hot she makes him… Blah. I’m sure that has nothing
to do with what they did last week though.
I lost interest after they made up and started playing with
Tipsy till I saw Chris Harrison come on the screen.
Nikki says she likes a man in pink underwear and then says
she likes JP and when he asked her why she likes him she said “I just do”, and
he kisses her… If you could only see my face!!! Please just name one reason for
me Nikki, just one!!
The rose ceremonies are getting really emotional for Juan Pablo because he is having to send home girls that he hasn't gotten a chance to make out with yet.
Clare is stupid happy that he sent Kat home tonight. She
couldn't wipe that stupid smile off her face.
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